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其實我只是想宣傳一下：這個禮拜天開始，公視要播出第二季的新世紀福爾摩斯（心）。播出時間是週日中午12:30；重播是晚上12:00。不要錯過喔！

以下文字來自華生的部落格。寫了翻譯，大家同樂吧！XDD

話說第一季之後華生就默默地跟莎拉分手了。那句「我和夏洛克的生活似乎容不下長久的戀情」(註1) 真是八卦無限。中間經歷了一些小案件，然後是3/25即將播出的第二季。

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The Woman
那個女人
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I can't say much about the actual case because of the Official Secrets Act but the country was nearly brought to its knees by one person - Irene Adler. She's now under a witness protection scheme so we'll not be seeing her again. And Sherlock seems fine with that.
因為公務機密法的關係，對於案件的真相我不能多言，但是這個國家幾乎屈膝於一人之下——艾琳‧艾德勒。他現在接受證人保護計畫，所以我們不會再看到他了。對於這件事，夏洛克表現得若無其事。

Of course, he isn't fine with it, not really. But he'll get there.
當然，他一點都不好，不真的好。但是他會沒事的。

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23 comments
23則回應

1. Really, John, what's the point in this post? If you can't detail what happened in a case because of some ridiculous law thing then why bother?
真的，約翰，這篇文章的重點是什麼？如果因為某個荒謬的法律問題導致你不能描述案件細節，那幹嘛這麼麻煩？

Sherlock Holmes 12 March 11:32

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2. It adds context. Gives people an idea about the real you.
這增添了背景。讓人們了解真正的你。

John Watson 12 March 11:35

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3. How does it? And why should people want to know the real me? What's the point?!

哦？為什麼人們會想要了解真正的我？有什麼意義？！

Sherlock Holmes 12 March 11:37

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4. Are you two writing messages to each other when you're in the same room?
你們兩個在同一個房間裡互寫訊息給對方嗎？

Mrs Hudson 12 March 11:40

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5. And where are you Mrs H?
你又在哪裡呢？H太太？

John Watson 12 March 11:45

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6. Downstairs :) (That's a happy face by the way)
樓下:)（對了那是笑臉）

Mrs Hudson 12 March 11:46

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7. Are we really doing this?
我們真的在做這種事嗎？

Sherlock Holmes 12 March 11:48

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8. It's all very clever isn't it! Do you think in the future people will stop talking to each other face to face?
這真是巧妙不是嗎！你覺得人們未來會停止面對面交談嗎？

Mrs Hudson 12 March 11:50

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9.That's something to live and hope for.
這真是值得活下去的理由。我很期待。

Sherlock Holmes 12 March 11:55

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10. I'm starving. Anyone fancy going out for brunch?
我餓死了。有人想去吃早午餐嗎？

John Watson 12 March 11:57

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11. Brunch!! Fancy!!
早午餐！！哇！

Mrs Hudson 12 March 11:58

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12. Can't be bothered. Bring some food up, Mrs Hudson.
現在不能被打擾。哈德森太太，拿些食物上來。

Sherlock Holmes 12 March 12:01

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13. I'm not your housekeeper!
我不是你的管家！

Mrs Hudson 12 March 12:02

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14. But you've just come back from the cafe which means you've lots of cakes you won't eat.
但是你才剛從咖啡店回來。也就是說你有很多你不吃的蛋糕。

Sherlock Holmes 12 March 12:04

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15. That was going to be a surprise!!
那本來是個驚喜的！！

Mrs Hudson 12 March 12:05

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16. Well, stop typing and surprise us!
那麼，不要再打字了，讓我們驚喜一下吧！

Sherlock Holmes 12 March 12:07

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17. Sorry, Mrs Hudson. John's given me a look. Apparently that was rude.
抱歉，哈德森太太，約翰在瞪我了。顯然剛剛那樣很失禮。

Sherlock Holmes 12 March 12:09

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18. Please, Mrs Hudson. I'd really love some... brunch.
拜託你，哈德森太太。我真的很想要一些……早午餐。

Sherlock Holmes 12 March 12:13

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19. It's lunchtime now. We missed brunch.
已經是午餐時間了。我們錯過早午餐了。

John Watson 12 March 12:17

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20. This is incredibly tedious. Is this how you people talk to each other? What next, the weather?
無聊至極。這就是你們這些人對話的方式嗎？接下來是什麼？天氣？

Sherlock Holmes 12 March 12:25

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21. Thanks for lunch, Mrs H. Hope you got back downstairs okay!
謝謝你的午餐，H太太。希望你平安回到樓下！

John Watson 12 March 13:28

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22. I can still manage stairs even with my hip! Look outside I think it's going to rain.
我的髖關節還是爬得了樓梯的！看外面。好像快下雨了。

Mrs Hudson 12 March 13:30

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23. John, fetch me my revolver(註2).
約翰，把我的槍拿來！

Sherlock Holmes 12 March 13:32

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我好喜歡最後那句John, fetch me my revolver。幾乎可以看到夏洛克翻白眼喊無聊耍任性的樣子。這句話也在其他文章出現，所以是夏洛克的口頭禪？……話說回來這三個人居然就這樣待在貝克街的公寓裡「聊」了兩個小時（雖然其中一小時在用餐），唉，沒有哈德森太太這兩個真的會餓死……


註1：原文是"Not sure my life with Sherlock is compatible with long-term relationships." 全篇見此。為了安慰失戀的華生，福爾摩斯提供了冰啤酒。XDD

註2：Revolver是左輪手槍，可是如果說「把我的左輪手槍拿來」感覺就弱掉了，所以就順著直覺譯了；其他一些地方也是。還有一個打從我開始學英文就存在的疑問：John這個名字，究竟為什麼會被譯成約翰呢？